I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
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i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
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Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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