my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
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It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
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Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
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Have fun and good luck.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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