I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
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Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
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I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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