Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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