smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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