lets start a swedish sibling band together
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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