is your mom at the bar?
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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