She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
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Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
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Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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