dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
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Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
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He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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