Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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