I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
