So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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