Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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