is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Randomize
