I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
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i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
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I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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