"it" just moved
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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