it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
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Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
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I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.