But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
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I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
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Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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