i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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