Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
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