everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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