I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
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