No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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