sorry about calling you the devil all night.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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