His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
As shirtless as possible
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
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