I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
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You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
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for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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