Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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