I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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