I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
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Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
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Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I am one with the molecules
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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