How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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