I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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