When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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