Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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