ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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