at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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