Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Randomize
