So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
I have demons in me.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
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Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
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I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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