She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
The best revenge is premature balding
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
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That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
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You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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