I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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