Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
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it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
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It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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