week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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