this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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