In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
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I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
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I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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