yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
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