just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
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I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
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I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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