her vagine was all disorganized.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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