yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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