More tranny stories later!
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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