The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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