You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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