and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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