I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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