I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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